- ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates
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AUDI
Always Upside-down, Double Interest
A Used Dodge Incognito
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BMW
Break My Window
Bring More Women
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BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
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CADILLAC
Company Always Denies Its Lawful
Liability After Collisions
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CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long
Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually
Runs On Luck Every Time
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DODGE
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Dear Old Dads Garbage Engine
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FERRARI
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All
Roads Intuitively
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FIAT
Found In A Trashcan Fix It All the
Time
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FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
For Old Retired Dutchmen
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HONDA
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dads
Assistance
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank
Anything
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JAGUAR
Just A Guess U Are Rich
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LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious